Okay , Houston happies, I officially hate Miller Park. It’s like a satire of Minute Maid Park. “If Houston was good, they would play here..”
Also, always, ALWAYS, Houston seems lost here. “Where are we?” they utter as they stumble around, “Oh, this isn’t our park, oh, but it was our park against the Cubs once, we got no hits, oh no, now we’re scared and confused…” and then they wander about the field until they lose, like loveable penguins that forgot which way to go on the ice, and then fall over.
Miller Park is a crap hole, it’s dumb and I hate it. Waaah.
How does Houston respond to their first series win, their first back to back wins? They give up 23 runs the next two games. Atta boy, fellas, that’ll strike the fear of god into our road opponents.
We can still win the series, though. And Michael Bourn is on a tear. Our offense overall is looking okay. All is not lost.
The ‘Stros just always lose at Miller Park. And Citifield. And every park in California. But they haven’t lost in Montreal in years.
I miss the Expos. Sigh. I’m gonna go watch the 12-2 Cub beat down highlights now.
Schadenfreude,
Astropolithecus
Disastros 