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Astros Sweep Cardinals!

Posted in Houston Astros with tags , , , , , , , on July 23, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca
Okay, so, I pretty much use this blog as a place to voice my frustration with the club.  My love for the Astros comes accross mostly as love-hate, with the latter half of that relationship predominating.  Mostly, though, I’ve been frustrated with the way this team has been run.  My rants on player performance are normally limited to the context of how it should affect Ed Wade’s decision-making and Drayton’s long-term strategy.

Today, though, I’m just freakin’ excited that the Astros swept the Cardinals.  I honestly did not expect to have this much fun at any time this season.  My only concern comes when I think about how much this series sweep helped the Cubs.  I hate the Cubs.  I like the Cardinals.  I like LaRussa, Pujols, and the remaining Duncan.  I like the moustaches. I like the St. Louis Post-Dispatch sportswriters, and I like knowledgeable baseball fans. If any team other than Houston has to win the NL Central, I want it to be the Cards.  As teams who have finished 1-2 in the standings so often in recent years, I hope they can continue to be each other’s well-respected adversary.

Still, there was something so satisfying about sweeping a first place St. Louis team.   Let me say it again: the Astros swept the Cardinals!!  It helped that the club’s three best starters lined up for the three game series, but I still can’t believe it.  The team couldn’t believe it either.  They were jumping around like they just made it to the World Series.  You take the excitement wherever you can get it, and to lots of us who have been underwhelmed so far this year, there was a playoff atmosphere to this series.

As an Astros fan, I have been conditioned to believe that come-from-behind victories simply do not go in our favor.  I have been conditioned to expect opposing teams to get out of late-inning, bases loaded, no-out jams.  Prior to one of the Geoff Blum walk-off singles against the Cubs, it had been months since the team had won a game it trailed after the sixth inning.  To come back in the bottom of the ninth against a closer who has looked fantastic this year is remarkable.  Miguel Tejada has been a spark plug that ignites this team’s confidence and enthusiasm night after night.

Keppinger gives Miggy the rare double-spotlight.

Keppinger gives Miggy the rare double-spotlight.

In all honesty, I still think this team’s pitching is too weak, and I’m worried that the injury bug will continue to strike the… uh… less-than-youthful members of the team.  But for now, who cares? While I’m not jumping aboard the bandwagon just yet, at times like these, even a website called “Disastros” can be downright gleeful.

44 wins 44 losses. Now what?

Posted in Houston Astros on July 16, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

88 games into the season, the Astros have 44 wins. Perfect, another season in limbo. Does Ed Wade buy or sell? It appears most likely he’ll do neither and stand pat, but there are decisions to be made soon enough. What about free-agents-to-be Geoff Blum, Mike Hampton, LaTroy Hawkins, Brian Moehler, Russ Ortiz, Ivan Rodriguez, Miguel Tejada, and Jose Valverde? I’d rather get something, anything for these guys now than chicken out on offering arbitration and get nothing.  I honestly can’t see Drayton giving the green light on moving these guys, as that would look like we’re giving up on being champions this year. He wouldn’t want to disappoint the fans. Wait…does any Astros fan out there think this is a championship caliber team?

Obviously, whether a player becomes a free agent depends on whether the team offers arbitration, and if so, whether the player accepts. If either of those events does not occur, the player becomes a free agent. If the team offered arbitration and the player declined, the team gets draft pick compensation only if the player was classified as a Type A or Type B free agent. For Type A players, the former team gets the new team’s first pick (as long as it is not one of the first 15 picks — in that case, they get the second round pick), as well as a “sandwich pick” between the first and second rounds. For Type B, the former team only gets a sandwich pick, and the signing team does not have to give up their first draft slot.

In baseball arbitration, each side brings a proposed salary figure. The arbitrator has to pick one number or the other and cannot split the baby. I like form of arbitration because it forces each side to come to the table with a reasonable offer, using an honest assessment of the situation.

If the team did not offer arbitration, they do not get draft picks. In recent years, the Astros have not offered arbitration on a lot of players out of fear they would accept. Ty Wigginton is the most recent example. Because salaries tend not to go down in arbitration, this is all you can do when you’re overpaying for a player to start with.

Whether a player is a Type A, Type B, or non-compensation free agent depends on a variety of statistical categories for each position grouping used. Stats for the past two years are used. The Elias Sports Bureau methods for calculating who ranks as Type A, Type B, or neither has been reverse engineered by someone who is a lot better at math than I am. Below are the categories used and the statistics used in each:

Catcher: PA, AVG, OBP, HR, RBI, Fielding %, Assists


2B/3B/SS: PA, AVG, OBP, HR, RBI, Fielding %, Total fielding chances

SP: Total games, IP, Wins, W-L, ERA, Strikeouts

RP: Total games, IP, Wins + Saves, IP/H ratio, K/BB, ERA

So, it’s possible to see where the numbers fall through the first half of the season. Let’s take a look at how the Astros players are looking so far, and whether the organization should offer arbitration.

TYPE A: Jose Valverde, Miguel Tejada.

No surprises here. The smart money is on Miggy’s numbers plummeting over the rest of the season. He has, after all, aged very rapidly lately, on paper at least. Tejada’s obviously not normal, though. That guy has all kinds of energy, and with the trouble the players have had with Cecil Cooper, his presence has been invaluable. Reading what he and Hunter Pence say about each other — how hard they play the game and how hard they work — has made me especially glad he’s been around. If only we had more young players for him to influence.

As much as I love Miggy shining the spotlight, if the price is right, this team needs to restock. Keeping him around for draft pick compensation would be great, but it’s no sure thing that he would decline an arbitration offer.  Teams aren’t paying a lot these days, especially if it means giving up their first pick.

Valverde is probably the only player who would be wise to decline arbitration, and as a result, the Astros will likely offer it. Other teams know that Type A draft pick compensation comes with Valverde, so they might be more willing to offer more.

TYPE B: Ivan Rodriguez, LaTroy Hawkins.

Sturdy as always behind the plate, Rodriquez sure has been frustrating beside the plate. Catching is a very thin position, though, and Pudge’s amount of action so far is enough to get the Stros something in return if he were to reject an arbitration offer. The problem is, there appears to be zero chance he wouldn’t want to go to arbitration. Pudge wasn’t even signed until he lit it up in the World Baseball Classic this spring, and if the Astros hadn’t signed him, who would have? He and Scott Boras have to be looking at that, and considering the fact that he stands to get another million or so in arbitration. That’s a lot better than getting squeezed out of the game — “Wait, hey guys, I can still play, I swear.”

In a move I liked, but still cant figure out, the Astros signed Chris Coste off waivers last week. Now they have 3 catchers on the big league club. They also have J.R. Towles in Round Rock, leading the Express in hitting, with a .296 average, and golden boy Jason Castro in Corpus Christi hitting .279 and he’s still figuring things out.

A certainty that he’ll accept arbitration and a sudden depth at the catcher position makes Pudge the likeliest to be shopped. Don’t expect to fetch much.

As of now, it seems plausible that LaTroy would turn down arbitration and see what he can get on the free market. However the economy is tough, and maybe those saves he racked up while Valverde had a swollen calf could make for a strong case. Hawkins makes $3.5 Million this year, and he’s not likely to make less in arbitration. Rumor has it that the Minnesota Twins have interest in Hawkins. Pitching depth is a problem for the Astros, so if anyone else is dealt, Hawkins stays.

None of the Above: Geoff Blum, Mike Hampton, Brian Moehler, Russ Ortiz

I’ve really been pleasantly surprised by every one of these guys this year.  Not that they’ve been that great, but I had really low expectations for each of them.  Heck, Blum has three walk off singles this year.  I couldn’t be happier with him.  Hampton has been healthier than I expected.  Ortiz looks shaky each time out there, but he was picked up off the scrap heap.  While he never dominates, he also never has one of those occasional 11 run, two-inning outings like Moehler has against the Cubs.

Of these guys, I can only see Ortiz being a guy the club would want to trade.  He probably won’t generate any interest, but he’s unhappy with the current situation, and the Astros don’t like people who complain about management.  This is too bad, because I agree with Ortiz.  Cooper handled him poorly, and Ortiz is a classy guy who deserved to have his manager treat him with more respect.

Again, though, pitching depth is a problem, particularly in light of Paolino’s most recent outing, so as much as I’d like to see Hampton, Ortiz and Moehler fetch some warm bodies to fill up the farm system, it’s not likely.

So, here we are again.  Stuck with the oldest team in baseball and not a lot of options to get younger.  Let’s just hope we don’t go out and get Jamie Moyer for Bud Norris.

One Game Under

Posted in Houston Astros with tags , , , , , on July 9, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

Here we are again. One game from returning to .500. Not since being 1-1 on April 7th, have the Astros been winners, err… I mean, non-losers. Actually, with an extra game to be finished up, the Stros have a chance to be winners tonight for the first time all season. First, the Astros and Nationals will pick up where they left off, albeit 1,500 miles southwest. With an extra-inning win to start the night off, the Astros can either go on to be winners, or quickly follow a step forward with another step back.

During Spring training, my brother and I talked about how we thought the season would play out. I predicted that it would look pretty ugly throughout, but that somehow the old never-say-die attitude would land the team at (an over-performing) 80-82 – with scattered winning streaks to justify management’s claims that we’re still in it. My brother predicted that through the course of the season, the Stros would have great runs to get them to 2 games below .500, slipping back down each time. It appears he was one game off. Here we are again with a third chance in a week. Each time they approach the plateau, they roll back down like a car in neutral that couldn’t build up quite enough momentum along the way.

Who’s gonna stumble this time? In San Francisco, the offense was characteristically baffled by their first view of a rookie, Ryan Sadowski (who?), and against Pittsburgh, the defense faltered. Odds are, this time it’s the pitching. Lately you have no idea what’s gonna happen with Russ Ortiz, so it’s anyone’s guess. Hopefully, though, Lance and Hunter finally teach the rest of the boys that in Texas we take two steps forward before taking another step back.

Anniversary of Astros Marathon Game

Posted in Houston Astros on June 4, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

Two days after the Astros first walk-off win (and first win when trailing after six innings) this season and less than a week after the Longhorns took care of Boston College in the longest game in NCAA history, it’s time to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the 22-inning game between the Astros and Dodgers.  The Astros victory on June 4, 1989 remains the longest game in National League history and the longest-ever night game.  

The Dodgers’ John Shelby went 0 for 10 at the plate, Orel Hershiser pitched seven innings of relief, and the game ended with Dodger third baseman Jeff Hamilton pitching, Eddie Murray playing third base, and Fernando Valenzuela playing first base. 

The AP story from June 5, 1989:

Drayton’s Business

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 16, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

There’s an amusing article in the Houston Chronicle about Drayton McLane encouraging Houston business leaders to become visionaries.  The funny part is the description of McLane’s business:

“McLane is the chairman of the McLane Group, a company that makes root beer, tracks down hard-to-find foods like Abba-Zaba taffy peanut butter bars and provides military services.”

Tracking down candy can be something you do? I just spent thirty seconds on Google and I found some Abba Zaba bars.  It’s not exactly like tracking the abominable snowman.

I just hope he doesn’t micromanage the military services the way he does the Astros.

Lastly, I recommend that you read this official description of one of the McLane Group companies.  Business majors, explain yourselves.

Why the 2009 Houston Astros Will Shock the World

Posted in Houston Astros on April 22, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

I haven’t had time to write anything lately, so I’ll just let others do it for me.  This Bleacher Report piece is kind of funny.  I might be able to laugh if it wasn’t so accurate.

Drew Sutton is the Reds’ PTBNL

Posted in Houston Astros with tags , , , on April 16, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

You’ve got to be kidding me. Drew Sutton is the player-to-be-named-later. Man, all this time I was hoping it wasn’t Sutton who was feeling like this guy.

As it turns out, the Keppinger deal was yet another one of those win-now, suck-later moves by the Astros. Actually, I guess that kind of strategy might sometimes be justifiable, but in the Astros’ case it’s more of a suck-a-little-less-now, suck-even-more later.

As Ed Wade and Tim Purpura become less and less distinguishable, it becomes even more apparent that Drayton’s pulling the strings. I realize that. The problem is that Ed Wade contributed plenty in getting the Astros into the mess of needing someone, anyone as a viable infield alternative to … Aaron Boone?

I know I’m echoing some of the recent comments here, but it’s truly depressing that McLane doesn’t give Astros fans enough credit. He doesn’t think we’ll watch a team of young upstarts.

In 2007, I called in to an Astros postgame show and said I’d much rather have the Marlins’ roster on the field and watch us lose a bunch of games, than watch our team go just over .500, or whatever. I don’t think the host agreed or cared. Well, here we are 2 years later. The Marlins have the best record in the majors, and the Astros have the oldest roster in the majors.

Cooper could be first manager fired

Posted in Houston Astros with tags , , , on April 15, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

See Ken Rosenthal’s column.  He says that the veteran players don’t like Cooper.  Amen.  Cooper is absolutely horrible.

Dust Bowl Refugees: Round Rock Express Roster Announced

Posted in Houston Astros on April 9, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

The Round Rock Express released its official opening day roster today. No real surprises here. The roster includes 13 returning players and 11 players who are on the Houston Astros 40-man roster. Felipe Paulino is the opening day starter.


RHP Alberto Arias, RHP Jose Capellan, RHP Jeff Fulchino, RHP Sammy Gervacio, RHP Clay Hensley, RHP Jeremy Johnson, LHP Tyler Lumsden, RHP Ryan McKeller, LHP Josh Muecke, LHP Neal Musser, RHP Bud Norris, RHP Chad Paronto, RHP Felipe Paulino


Lou Santangelo, J.R. Towles


Chris Johnson, Matt Kata, Tommy Manzella, Edwin Maysonet, Mark Saccomanno, Drew Sutton


Reggie Abercrombie, Brian Bogusevic, John Gall, Yordany Ramirez

I went to the exhibition game between the Express and the Hooks on Sunday, and I can’t say I saw a whole lot of talent there. Manzella made a couple of decent plays at short. Matt Kata is extremely old. John Gall is possibly the slowest runner I’ve ever seen in an outfield, and the players swung at every pitch like they were in a hurry to get home. The Hooks’ 24 year-old shortstop, Wladimir Sutil, was the only one who looked, to my untrained eye, like he had big league potential.

Welcome, Jeff Keppinger!

Posted in Houston Astros with tags , , , , , , on April 8, 2009 by Cabeza De Vaca

Last year, it was the new guy, Miguel Tejada, providing the walk-off heroics. This year another new guy came through for the victory. This time, it was the new guy’s first at-bat as an Astro. I heard that Keppinger is a blue-collar player who tries hard, hustles, and plays the game the way Astros fans have come to expect. Well, the swing sure wasn’t pretty, the broken bat was interesting, and the follow through looked like there were banana peels all over the batter’s box, but Keppinger got bat on ball. That’s the determination we need with a runner on third with one out.

Stumbling around has never been so pretty.

Stumbling around has never been so pretty.

The Astros missed a golden opportunity in the 9th inning, with runners on first and second, no outs. Bourn decided to pull a bunt back and swing away. Apparently Cooper tells his players to use this trick if the infield is playing where it would be almost impossible to make the bunt work. That advice is obviously, however, for pitchers who don’t have Bourn’s speed and athletic ability. Shouldn’t Bourn be the best on the team at laying down a bunt? The worst part about that decision is that it shows that Michael Bourn still doesn’t have a solid understanding of the game. He has admitted he didn’t like baseball or watch it at all growing up, and I can’t help but feel that he’s still playing catch up.

Oh well, luckily, that didn’t make a difference in the win column. Hats off to Wandy for looking like a solid number 2 starter. So far, two games, two quality starts. Let’s cross our fingers and hope we see plenty more, because this offense could be pretty fun to watch. Miggy is looking like our spark plug again. In game one, he had three lead-off singles. Last night he had only one hit, but again it seemed like he was involved in some way with everything the team got going. Carlos Lee will start hitting at some point, and I’m hoping that Cooper starts to fill out a line-up card that makes sense.

The Astros are .500. With this team, it’s anyone’s guess whether they’ll see this winning percentage much farther out into the season. Oh well, for now, it’s good enough to focus on how good it feels to beat the Cubs. Go Stros!