Alright Real Astros Fans, This is Our Forum!

I live in Chicago. I am not a Cubs fan.  Yet all I hear about on the radio is the Cubs. There’s analysis, chatter,  radio shows, columns, and blogs freakin’ galore about those treasured national losers, the Chicago Cubs.  And as much as I get tired of their whiny ‘excuse me’ GM and their fan’s maudlin passion for this overall leaderless team, I admire the coverage. The Cubs coverage. This Cubsverage, if you will, is national, in depth, impassioned, self deprecating, interesting, and wholly tasty to dive into, to sample the varieties and flavors of the jaded and the maniacal in ‘cubbie’ blue. The coverage is excellent and full of love.  But I am not a cubs fan.

                    I AM AN ASTROS FAN.  My good friend, disastros, IS AN ASTROS FAN. 

And we’re tired of being overshadowed. Tired of those nationally scattered Astros fans having to sit through relentless Giants, Cubs, White Sox, Yankees, Mets, and even Nationals analysis to get a wink of love or analysis of our beloved Astros. Those in Houston may begin to love this blog. I hope they do. But they don’t need us. Not like those of us in the rest of the country, even the world, who have to rely on freakin’ USA Today to even get a lousy game summary. This hideous standard ends here.

  No more USA Today, fans of the shooting star.  We will hit the real interests right here. Disastros and I will scream, rave, love, idolize, take suggestions and angry criticism, and open a real world for those die hard Astros fans dying to share their opinions insights and frustrations. But we’re behind, ladies and gentleman. We have to do more than just talk and write.  We have to create nicknames! Start other blogs! Attack the idiocy in the organization! create t-shirts and movements! End Tal’s Hill with thousands of complaints to Tal himself! We hate Tal’s Hill! Am I right? Let me hear you! Roar it with me:    “La Guagua!” Shout it! “La Guagua!” Scream it louder if you know how to actually make the upside down exclamation point!

  More later. More soon. To preview our first official blog, the fiery disastros will analyze and take apart yet ANOTHER great Jim Edmonds catch, and his sour legacy against the Astros and the sport.

                    5 and 7 Will Get You To Heaven,

                                      Berkmaniac 

 

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4 Responses to “Alright Real Astros Fans, This is Our Forum!”

  1. Kristin Says:

    well berkmaniac. competing with USA Today for lamest major US newspaper is of course the Houston Chronicle, which fans of the shooting star must regretably turn to in their darkest hours. Only to be bludgeoned in the face with the hard truth:

    “Astros Alone in Last Place After Being Swept by Pirates”
    (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/5904654.html)

    Meanwhile, METS fans (especially those with hidden crushes on Delgado)are overjoyed by every headline they see!

    –delgadomanic

  2. berkmaniac Says:

    Let’s see how that crush develops when Delgado strikes out in the ninth with men on second and third in a decisive series against the Marlins.

    Or maybe I’m just bitter about Carlos Beltran.

    The Chronicle is pretty weak, but I really like Richard Justice.

    Excited to blow up Shea Stadium?!

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